Gossip Girl - 2x01 - Blair & Serena

Gossip Girl - 2x01 - Blair & Serena
Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey!
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# Posted on Sunday, 14 September 2008 at 4:24 PM

Edited on Tuesday, 16 September 2008 at 2:21 PM

Gossip Girl - 2x01 - Chuck & Blair

Gossip Girl - 2x01 - Chuck & Blair
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
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# Posted on Sunday, 14 September 2008 at 4:23 PM

Edited on Sunday, 14 September 2008 at 4:33 PM

One Tee Hill - 6x02 - Deb & Jamie

One Tee Hill - 6x02 - Deb & Jamie
Deb: Jamie I was not kissing Uncle Skills. I mean first of all, he's your parents age and one of Uncle Lucas's best friends. It just wouldn't be right.
Jamie: I think it'd be cool.
Deb: Yeah?
Jamie: Yeah..........Grandpa Skills ! ! ! !
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# Posted on Sunday, 14 September 2008 at 4:20 PM

Edited on Sunday, 14 September 2008 at 4:33 PM

Friends - 2x07- Ross & Rachel

Friends - 2x07- Ross & Rachel
Rachel : Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me?
Ross : No, I stayed at Julie's last night.
Rachel : Huh.
Ross : Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages?
Rachel : Oh yeah, go ahead.
Ross : Rach, I got a message from you. Who's Michael?
Rachel : Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . .
Ross : You're over me?
Rachel : Ohhhhhhhh God.
Ross : Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Rachel : Ohh, ohh.
Ross : When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Rachel : Ohh, OK, OK, OK, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross : You've had feelings for me?
Rachel : Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Ross : Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know?
Rachel : Chandler told me.
Ross : Chandler. When did he... when did he... when did he?
Rachel : When you were in China.
Ross : China.
Rachel : Meeting Julie.
Ross : Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
Rachel : Are you over me?
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# Posted on Monday, 08 September 2008 at 7:46 AM

Edited on Sunday, 14 September 2008 at 3:57 AM

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Ron & Hermione

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - Ron & Hermione
Ron: He's using you.
Hermione: How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself.
Ron: Doubt it, he's way too old.
Hermione: What? Is that what you think?
Ron: Yeah, that's what I think!
Hermione: You know the solution then, don't you?
Ron: Go on.
Hermione: Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!
Ron: Well... that-that-that... that's just completely off the point... Harry!
Hermione: Where have you been? Never mind. Off to bed, both of you! [Harry looks at Ron]
Harry: What's wrong?
Ron: They get scary when they get older.
Hermione: Ron you spoiled everything!
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# Posted on Monday, 08 September 2008 at 7:26 AM

Edited on Thursday, 11 September 2008 at 4:26 PM